- This is it! Just an hour left to this snuff film. I wonder if they’ll beat Hannah up in front of June for fun.
- So, did June “plead for mercy” when SHE was accused of infidelity? Is that why she’s not at the bottom of a swimming pool? (Sorry, still making notes on the “previously on…”
- Oh Martha. You treat EVERYONE like shit.
- Great catch June! That Childwife WAS a total bitch. Writing in a bible. Thank God she’s chum.
- Cry, Serena. Never stop crying.
- Not gonna lie. Hulu’s “10 second rewind” allowed me to watch June smack Voldefred about a dozen times. Think I’ll watch it a few more.
- I’m still not good with June’s “love” for Nick. So much of this feels false. She knows Luke is alive. She’s seen Hannah. So why can I not accept her feelings for Nick? Oh, cause he’s Nick.
- Meanwhile in Stepford… the Wives “believe” in Gilead. So that their daughters may grow up… to not be literate. Subservient. And hey! If they accidentally fall in love with the wrong guy? Free swimming pass!
- And now it’s time for sex with Bradley Whitford. This ought to be nightmarish. Least she brought a knife.
- Something is really off with Whitford. In a good way. Yay! No sex. But somehow, that makes sense. And hey! Free knife.
- “We, the conscripted Wives of you impotent idiots we helped usher into power, do ask that at like very least, we let the kids reads the bible. Mmm K?” Aww. Serena is trying to get smacked something fierce. Also? That was your chosen passage? Light in the darkness? C’mon, I thought you were the read brains in the family.
- AWW MAN! Aunt Bitchbag stabbed and bitch-smacked?! It’s time for several dozen rewinds! NOW FINISH HER OFF!
- “Call an ambulance! What have you done?” Bitch? Did you NOT see what I did when I stole a car? This was just for funsies.
- No compassion given to Serena. Sew the seeds, enjoy your fruit, you childnapping thundercunt.
- Make the Commander some tea, June. HOLD HIS FACE OVER THE OPEN BURNER. “Try for a boy this time…”
- I hope Commander Bradley Whitford is going on a field trip to the airport, or Vegas or something. He’s all sorts of fun crazy. I was enjoying Annie Lennox…
- THE MARTHAS ARE REVOLTING! THE MARTHAS ARE REVOLTING!
- I’m half expecting a boss battle between June and Fred before she can escape. Again.
- Or is it Nick fighting? Oh, Nick. Now I love you too.
- Serena. SHE IS NOT YOUR GOD DAMNED BABY. I repeat it. She is not, nor ever was, or will be YOUR baby. Letting a woman be RAPED ritually on your lap, and repeating how much you love the baby never ever ever ever ever EVER gave you permission to STEAL HER as yours. Also? The Blessing of Aaron? Double-screw you. (That has very special importance to me. I do not like hearing it out of her vile mouth.)
- But hey. At least she let her go. So, that’s ONE good point for you. Don’t spend it too soon when you eventually burn in hell.
- Thank god the baby is a sound sleeper.
- “It will be written into the history books of the Underground Martha Railroad.”
- Oh, yeah. Remember Luke? Awkward.
- YAY! BRADLEY WHITFORD IS GOOD.
- Hurray! So, June walks as if she hears the harrowing music playing. And… then…
- I mean. What in the world? Is she going back to murder literally everyone? Because that’s like the only way I “get” that. Nick and the Martha’s just risked EVERYTHING! And I get it. Nicole / Holly / Whatever now has a chance. But, this show has made it clear: Season three will just be crueler than cruel. This is what I’ve been taught.
- Oh well! Hope ya’ll enjoyed my ramblings.
