Tag: Albany Park

Brainiac On Banjo: Another Brightest Day

Brainiac On Banjo: Another Brightest Day

You put your whole self in. You put your whole self out. You put your whole self in and you shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn around. That’s what it’s all about! From The Hokey Pokey, written by Charles P. Macak, Larry Laprise and Taft Baker.

Now that the first season of Lanterns is reaching end times, I think it’s time for me to put in my two cents on the most important controversy of the day, the “this is not MY Hal Jordan” issue.

First of all, to quote William Shatner’s most famous utterance, get a life. Your childhood remains unaltered. Nobody is shitting on those thrilling days of yesteryear you remember so vividly. Given that I’m not in a position to carbon date all the whiners, I am compelled to ask which Hal Jordan are you talking about? Continue reading “Brainiac On Banjo: Another Brightest Day” →

Brainiac On Banjo: “We’re Just Going To Kill People”

Brainiac On Banjo: “We’re Just Going To Kill People”

“I think we’re just gonna kill people that are bringing drugs into our country, OK? We are going to kill them, you know? They are going to be, like, dead.” — Donald J. Trump, president, United States of America, October 23, 2025.

Photo: Chicago Sun-Times

How many of us thought the primary cause of global warming would be the President of the United States setting the world on fire?

Yeah, this week’s blather is going to be a bit personal. As you may know, I’m a proud and vocal Chicagoan. I am reminded of what we used to say back in the 1960s. Chicken Little was right.

I grew up in a neighborhood called Albany Park, on my city’s mid-northwest side. Like most Chicago neighborhoods, its character and personality evolved with the various ethnicities who lived there each generation. It was largely Ashkenazi-American when I was a kid, and as my group moved to other neighborhoods over time their apartments were rented by Asian-Americans, Hispanic-Americans, Arab-Americans, and all kinds of folks who marked their turf by establishing amazing restaurants. That’s why Chicago had such an amazing public transportation system.

Earlier this month, Trump’s Troopers invaded Albany Park as well as several other neighborhoods as they sought out anybody who looked or acted the least bit Latino. They tear-gassed people, beat them, and arrested them regardless of their citizenship or its status or any evidence — let alone indictments — of criminal behavior. Continue reading “Brainiac On Banjo: “We’re Just Going To Kill People”” →

Brainiac On Banjo: Albany Park Memories

Brainiac On Banjo: Albany Park Memories

Can it be that it was all so simple then? Or has time re-written every line? If we had the chance to do it all again, tell me, would we? Could we?” — from The Way We Were, written by Marilyn and Alan Bergman and Marvin Hamlisch.

This week I’m going to wax on about my old neighborhood and the part it played in my comic book centric universe. I just don’t start out that way.

Last Thursday afternoon, I woke up to the story about the murders outside the Capital Jewish Museum in Washington DC, where the American Jewish Committee was hosting a reception for young diplomats. Two young staffers were slain and a thirty-year-old Chicagoan was arrested subsequently. Given his statements at the scene and in the mandatory manifesto he published the night before, there’s little wiggle room for this guy to beat the rap.

I was told the accused shooter was a resident of the Albany Park neighborhood. He lived just a few blocks from where I grew up. I enjoy irony and synchronicity, so my ears perked up: when I was living in the area it was an overwhelmingly Jewish neighborhood. And, so, my memories took the safe path to nostalgia.

Albany Park was where my sister, nearly seven years older than me, was coerced into babysitting me when my mother went off to the grocery store around the corner. Having better things to do, she would read me her comic books as a means to entertain herself and, inadvertently, foster my love for the medium and my lust for reading. Continue reading “Brainiac On Banjo: Albany Park Memories” →