Category: Music

Brainiac On Banjo: Gimme Them Ol’-Time War Comics

Brainiac On Banjo: Gimme Them Ol’-Time War Comics

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” — Oscar Wilde.

Back in my First Comics days, I made the observation that the major difference between World War II and the Vietnam War was the Andrew Sisters. I was serious, and a surprisingly large number of people understood my reference. It’s much more easy to be culturally obscure these days.

For you young’uns out there, the Andrew Sisters were a trio of sisters — get it? — who were very patriotic and who sang pop-music-to-win-a-world-war-by. Probably their biggest hit at that time was “Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy” and, in my opinion, it remains quite good — catchy, amusing, patriotic, and life affirming. World War II was extremely popular as wars go, even among many of those drafted to fight in it. Capitalism being a thing, the song sold millions. The Sisters made eighteen movies; their first, Buck Privates, teamed them up with the great Shemp Howard as well as some other notable comedic performers.

Amusingly, their first big hit was 1937’s “Bei Mir Bist Du Schön”. According to iMDB, that song was a favorite of the Nazis until it was discovered that the song’s composers were Jewish. Art for art’s sake, as Oscar Wilde noted.

The Andrew Sisters lasted until 1967 and were still big when the Korean War started. However, times change. After World War II we were kinda sick of war, and we didn’t want our fathers and uncles and brothers to go back into bloody combat. The Andrews were still on the radio and were big in the new medium of television, but their public did not ask them to provide the same type of patriotic war support they had the previous decade… USO shows not withstanding.

These attitudes were mirrored in American comic books. During WWII, you couldn’t pick up a 10 cent fifty-two pager without all sorts of stories about how each Nazi and each Japanese soldier was a Doctor Doom-level threat. Of course you recall the cover of Captain America Comics #1, where the star-spangled-shield-slinger punched Adolf Hitler in the face. Continue reading “Brainiac On Banjo: Gimme Them Ol’-Time War Comics” →

With Further Ado #390: Unexpected Comics – at the Record Store

With Further Ado #390: Unexpected Comics – at the Record Store

It’s that time of year when we’re hip deep into marketing ITHACON. After all, it is just a few weeks away. One of the less glamorous aspects of marketing and promotion, in this age of digital marketing and creativity-at-our-fingertips, is the old-fashioned tactic of dropping off postcards and hanging posters at places where potential attendees might frequent. You know, comic shops, book stores, libraries, craft breweries, wineries…the list goes on and on.

And record stores, of course. There’s a local place called Autumn Leaves that sells used books and it’s “bolted on” to a place called Angry Mom that sells used records. I was dropping off postcards there and couldn’t help but notice a table in the back with stacks of all sorts of old rock & movie magazines. Music Magazines, old movie magazines and even Sports Illustrated. Everything was just two bucks.

I rescued a couple of old Rolling Stone Magazines, an SI and the very last issue of Crawdaddy. They are all glorious!

But I wasn’t expecting the comic connections that awaited me in these magazines. For example:

Clark Kent vs. Superman – Back in the day, print ads with clever headlines and words, a lot of words, extolling the virtues of the product were pretty common. The humble copywriter was a dominant creative in those days.  I love this JBL ad with the superhero secret identity comparison. Could anyone ever get away with that these days? Continue reading “With Further Ado #390: Unexpected Comics – at the Record Store” →

So Long and Thank For The Fish, Man 110: Robbie Williams is a Better Man (Than a Monkey)

So Long and Thank For The Fish, Man 110: Robbie Williams is a Better Man (Than a Monkey)

I thought about capturing my thoughts on the current war on Iran, but honestly I don’t think I have a unique perspective… given that there is already an unending wave of pundits all chiming in and covering every last kerfuffle. The musings of a mid-forties Xennial who sees this whole conflict as nothing more than a failed attempt to distract from the Epstein files has most definitely been done before in the blogosphere.

So let me wax poetic about Robbie Williams instead.

Unfamiliar? Let me distill the brash Brit for you! Robert Peter Williams is a fifty-two-year-old ex boy-bander from Great Britain who had a few modest hits in the USA in the late nineties / early aughts, but remains a top-selling artist in the UK and abroad. He got his big break with the group Take That alongside Gary Barlow, Mark Owen, Howard Donald, and Jason Orange. Williams lasted about five years total in the band before being bounced out due to drugs and alcohol. But at the bottom of that well, Williams picked himself up for a spell, found some amazing co-writers and producers, and kicked off a solo career that remains intact.

I personally found Williams when his single Millenium hit the US charts in 1999. While I didn’t have much access to cable television or music videos, I did stumble across Williams’ ode to James Bond — and was immediately charmed. His swagger, accent, and sense of humor were enough to garner snagging The Ego Has Landed, his first stateside LP release. As Wikipedia wasn’t exactly ubiquitous in those days… I didn’t do a lick of research before buying the CD, and letting it become a mainstay in my five-disc changer for the better part of my junior and senior years in high school. By the time I’d eventually found out his boy band roots, I was too much of a fan to fall prey to the potential emasculated panic that teens my age might suffer should they have dared admit publicly they enjoyed… pop music. The horror! Continue reading “So Long and Thank For The Fish, Man 110: Robbie Williams is a Better Man (Than a Monkey)” →

Brainiac On Banjo: Affordability? My Ass!

Brainiac On Banjo: Affordability? My Ass!

“Don’t try to make me what I’m not. I just get by with what I’ve got. Live, let live, that′s my advice. If you′ve got questions, ask me nice.” From Ask Me Nice, written by Mose Allison.

When was the last time you read one of those year-end roundups and concluded “Hey, this year was damn good! Let’s do it one more time!”

Well, this isn’t it. Being a realist is a bitch. Because this place is called “Pop Culture Squad” and because my brain no longer possesses the bandwidth to reflect upon all of Earth’s currently crippling traumas, I will restrict my comments to on-topic affairs.

Over at the comics rack, when it comes to new material DC Comics and Marvel Comics have pretty much abandoned giving us stories and have focused their energies on events that are as humongous as they are repetitive and meaningless. Both imprints have given us some great writing here and there, often in the form of stand-alone stories and mini-series that are completely outside the framework. Perhaps the authors also can’t fathom these overpopulated jamborees.

Each month Marvel continues to pump out more and more spiders, and I include their symbiotes. Over at DC Batman has become such a relentless asshole he can run for president on the 2028 GOP ticket. Even his massive family mocks him. If not for Lois Lane, Wonder Woman, and the just-cancelled Birds of Prey, I’d restrict my DC reading to old copies of Scribbly. Continue reading “Brainiac On Banjo: Affordability? My Ass!” →

With Further Ado #350: Meet the Beatles

With Further Ado #350: Meet the Beatles

I certainly don’t need to collect more things. In fact, I’m at that point in my life where I’m planning my “collection exit strategy”. How do I get rid of all these comics and books? Let’s face it, none of the kids or grandchildren are interested in this collection, and I don’t want to burden anyone else with selling it all off.

So with that all in mind, I find it peculiar that I’m enjoying a new collection. “What a hypocrite, right?” I like the little record player my wife recently gifted me SO MUCH.

Back in the day, I always envious of my friends with high end audio systems. They had just the right needles and the impressive speakers that would squeeze out every subtlety from vinyl. I couldn’t quite understand it. I’d strain my ears to listen for it all, but couldn’t quite get it. I’d be pondering the lyrics or pretending to play air guitar, I guess.

This little record player is compact. In fact it is like an old-timey suitcase. I love to take it on the front porch or in the back yard and plug it in it. When I’m done, it just folds up and I put it away.
This spurred me on to purchasing old vinyl albums. Usually from the bargain bins. Unlike comics or books, where there’s so much that I already have, the world of vinyl is wide open to me. I only had a meager LP collection back in the day. (And boy, did I play that first Boston album a lot!) For example I recently rescued a Searchers album and then a Mama Cass (Cass Elliot) album and then a Nick Lowe album Each was fascinating. You never heard the less popular songs on each album on the radio or Spotify. They are all new to me and full of musical rabbit holes to fall into.

Father’s Day

And this brings us to the curious case of Father’s Day. The Catto Girls were all very kind to me – maybe I should write about the embroidered T-shirt or the customized Batman key chain they gifted me? Instead, let me talk about the Father’s Day present my wife gave me.

At the local music store, Speno’s, she found two Beatles albums for me. One – Meet the Beatles (1964)– is a classic. It’s the band’s first official US album. And you know every beat of every song by heart. That makes sense, as this release re-presented the best songs from several different UK releases. Continue reading “With Further Ado #350: Meet the Beatles” →

So Long and Thank For The Fish, Man 93: For the Love of Ska!

So Long and Thank For The Fish, Man 93: For the Love of Ska!

Picture it. The summer of 1990. You get into your mom’s new Ford Tempo, and she drives to the better mall in Orland Park, Illinois. You enjoy your Happy Meal in the lower level food court (while you secretly covet an Orange Julius which you’ve been informed is too expensive to get). After paying your dues being dragged into several clothing stores so she can shop… Mom finally takes you to your two stops to spend some well-earned allowance money: Kay-Bee Toys to snag the Ray Fillet TMNT action figure you’ve been coveting for a year… and a trip to the Sam Goody to snag your first ever music purchase: a cassingle of Cause & Effect’s “You Think You Know Her”. It’s an amazing day. 

And there it is. While I hate love to joke about my age, one thing that I can’t shake about these kids these days is how they consume and appreciate music. 

As proud Xenial, I was born into the cassette tape era, saw the rise and fall of the compact disk, the hipster-and-snob-only vinyl revival, the birth of MP3, the ascension of theft via Napster (and Limewire, and BearShare, and, and, and…), and now live squarely in the streaming account era. I love it and very much hate it. Continue reading “So Long and Thank For The Fish, Man 93: For the Love of Ska!” →

As Is: Heroes

As Is: Heroes

“So, come on ye childhood heroes! Won’t you rise up from the pages of your comic books, your super crooks, and show us all the way! Make your will and testament. Won’t you join your local government? We’ll have Superman for president. Let Robin save the day.” From Thick As A Brick, written by Ian Anderson.

The Old Folks At My Home

It’s amazing which people I’d vote for over Donald Trump. I suspect at least seven billion out of our global population of 8.2 billion would make that list, including a couple former Nazis who draw the line at fascist fundamentalism. This is not about Trump. This is about saving our nation — and not just from Trump. He’s not even the tip of the MAGA iceberg. In fact, after November they will no longer really need him.

If my goal was simply to defeat Trump, I’d back Taylor Swift. And it’s not about Joe Biden‘s accomplishments, which are truly breathtaking particularly given the fact that if Joe sneezed not a single MAGA would say gesundheit. It’s been four years of pushing the boulder up the mountain against a right-wing House of Representatives, a nearly evenly split Senate, and a Supreme Court filled with religious fascists too insane for The John Birch Society. Against all that, Joe has been doing great.

Judge Holden

This is not about age, and it most certainly is not about a bad head cold. That’s not what we saw last Thursday. Mick Jagger is only a year younger than Joe, and Keith Richards is the man who invented aging. While Joe was debating Judge Holden, Mick and Keith were kicking ass on stage at Chicago’s Soldier Field. But the job of running the United States of America should be a bit more focused.

(Yeah, I know. It’s only rock and roll…) Continue reading “As Is: Heroes” →

Brainiac On Banjo: Mike’s To-Do List!

Brainiac On Banjo: Mike’s To-Do List!

Well, I’ve been down to the river, I washed away my sins. Well, every day’s a nice, clean slate, for me to fuck it up again. Yeah, I’ll probably fuck it up again. — from “Do It Again”, written by John Shanks and Sheryl Crow.

I decided I should make a “To Do” list. I ain’t getting any younger and I ration out my brain power, so this seems like a good idea. So I’ll do just that, you know, instead of writing a real column this week.

To do:

Reread the first nine issues of the current JSA miniseries, just in case DC decides to finish publishing it before I die.

Ask Bill Sienkiewicz if the British government contacted him about doing over King Charles’ official portrait.

Do some genetic research. I am convinced that the lunch cook at Riverdale High School, Miss Beazley, is closely related to Popeye, the Sailor Man. Possibly separated at birth.

Check and see if Trump died yet.

Write a hopefully not-too-long piece about what an unbelievably great cartoonist Dick Briefer had been.

Order our Deadpool & Wolverine tickets.

Offer to comp Marty Scorsese on the Deadpool & Wolverine tickets. Continue reading “Brainiac On Banjo: Mike’s To-Do List!” →

Brainiac On Banjo: Our Revolutionary Rock God

Brainiac On Banjo: Our Revolutionary Rock God

The place was the scene of some kind of horrible crime; another postal worker had lost his mind. Couldn’t stand the tension, lost his pension, afraid of growing old out in the cold, no one to hold. As he did his stalking, that Glock did his talking, he settled the score up and down the floor. SWAT team sniper caught him at the door. The mailman put in a fresh clip, turned and slipped through a crack in the universe. “A Crack in the Universe” written by Wayne Kramer.

If America had only one musical Mecca — and we have about a dozen — that one place would be Detroit, Michigan.

Among the many talents who get their start or made their bones in Detroit, in politically-correct alphabetical order (more or less): Hank Ballard and the Midnighters, George Clinton, Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen, Bootsy Collins, Alice Coltrane, Alice Cooper, Marshall Crenshaw, Eminem, Aretha Franklin, The Four Tops, Gladys Knight and the Pips, Glenn Frey, Marvin Gaye, Grand Funk Railroad, Bill Haley, John Lee Hooker, Tommy James and the Shondells, Yusef Lateef, Little Willie John, Martha and the Vandellas, MC5, Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels, Phil Ochs, Parliament-Funkadelic, Wilson Pickett, Iggy Pop, Suzi Quatro, Smokey Robinson and the Miracles, Bob Seger, Del Shannon, Patti Smith, Edwin Starr, The Stooges, The Supremes, The Temptations, Sippie Wallace, The White Stripes, Sonny Boy Williamson II, Jackie Wilson, Stevie Wonder…

The MC5. Photo by Leni Sinclair

…to name but a very, very few. I could triple this list without looking at the internet; the total would run longer than the entire roll-call for The Avengers. If there’s anybody above with whom you might not be familiar — that’s why we’ve got search engines. It’s worth the effort.

I’m not going to play the “who’s best / who’s most important game” because it’s childish, stupid, deceiving and totally irrelevant. My guess is that your AI-based streaming service devotes an incredible percentage of its playlists on these Detroit performers. But I will note the efforts of Wayne Kramer, frontman for the revolutionary hard-rock group The MC5. Their stuff was to the point, it encouraged not only awareness but action, and by today’s standards some of the least woke stuff engraved in wax since “Barnacle Bill.” Don’t mention this to the MAGA Party; it’ll destroy their tiny little minds.

Ahh, screw it. Tell them anyway. Continue reading “Brainiac On Banjo: Our Revolutionary Rock God” →

Brainiac On Banjo: What Goes Around…

I kicked the blankets on the floor. Turned my pillow upside down. I never never did before, ‘bause I was tossin’ and turnin’, turnin’ and tossin’,a-tossin’ and turnin’ all night. “Tossin’ and Turnin'” written by Malou Rene, Richard A Ziegler, and Ritchie Adams.

Back in 1961, John Kennedy was President, Wagon Train, Bonanza and Gunsmoke were America’s top three television shows, the year’s top three tunes were “Tossin’ and Turnin'” by Bobby Lewis, “I Fall to Pieces” by Patsy Cline, and “Michael” (no relation) by The Highwaymen, and Don Martin was covering Mad Magazine with a tale of its time and ours. Ahhh, great days.

Please have yourself a very aspirational 2024. Work hard at it. Save the world.

It’s the only place we’ve got.