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Brainiac On Banjo: Halloween’s Other Princess

Brainiac On Banjo: Halloween’s Other Princess

“I could be the catalyst that sparks the revolution. I could be an inmate at a long-term institution. I could dream to wild extremes, I could do or die, I could yawn and be withdrawn and watch the world go by.” From What A Waste, written by Ian Dury and Rod Melvin.

If you’ve been to the supermarket lately — perhaps you just won the state lottery — you’ve probably noticed Halloween is upon us. Big bags of tiny candy bars marked “fun” abound, many containing ersatz pumpkin poo. We should acknowledge the likelihood that without Halloween, we might not have Wonder Woman around.

Like much of what I write this might seem idiosyncratic, but even if I’m overanalyzing history a bit, this claim has merit. In the 1940s, Wonder Woman was one of the most visible comics characters in America. She had her own comic book, was cover-featured in the monthly Sensation Comics anthology title, shared covers on Comic Cavalcade with Green Lantern and The Flash, was a member of the Justice Society of America — although, of course, she spent the war years as the JSA’s secretary. She even had her own daily newspaper comic strip for a couple years.

Then World War II ended. Before long the paper shortage ended and, slowly, rationing was retired. The returning generation of family members sold their daddy’s companies to mammoth, soulless, money-grubbing conglomerates. Those outlets that had been selling comic books — candy shops, drug stores, newsstands, railroad stations — were being replaced by shopping strips and malls where the profit from ten-cent comic books wouldn’t mean shit to a tree. Continue reading “Brainiac On Banjo: Halloween’s Other Princess” →

Brainiac On Banjo: Another Brightest Day

Brainiac On Banjo: Another Brightest Day

You put your whole self in. You put your whole self out. You put your whole self in and you shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn around. That’s what it’s all about! From The Hokey Pokey, written by Charles P. Macak, Larry Laprise and Taft Baker.

Now that the first season of Lanterns is reaching end times, I think it’s time for me to put in my two cents on the most important controversy of the day, the “this is not MY Hal Jordan” issue.

First of all, to quote William Shatner’s most famous utterance, get a life. Your childhood remains unaltered. Nobody is shitting on those thrilling days of yesteryear you remember so vividly. Given that I’m not in a position to carbon date all the whiners, I am compelled to ask which Hal Jordan are you talking about? Continue reading “Brainiac On Banjo: Another Brightest Day” →

Brainiac On Banjo: Timing Is Everything

Brainiac On Banjo: Timing Is Everything

“You gotta give the people what they want. The more they get, the more they need, and every time they get harder and harder to please.” From Give The People What They Want, written by Ray Davies.

They say timing is everything, and to my experience that concept is as reliable as gravity and every bit as explainable. In the comic book world, it was announced a bit ago that our friends Ty Templeton and Dan Parent are doing an “Archie Meets Captain Canuck” crossover.

That’s cool. I’ve always liked Archie; well, the super-teen stuff not as much because “America’s typical teen-ager” isn’t a “typical” superhero. I’ve also always liked Captain Canuck. It’s fair play: the star-spangled Nazi-puncher Captain America has been successful. Captain Britain, the other flag-draped patriotic powerhouse, was first published after Captain Canuck debuted.

Captain Canuck was created in 1975 — that’s fifty-one years ago, for those of us who are digitally challenged. It was created by British-born Canadian artist Richard Comely and his friend Ron Leishman. As the first Canadian superhero since World War II, it was, arguably, the first “independent” comic book published in color. According to Wikipedia, that first issue had a print run of 170,000 copies.

Back in 1975, there weren’t a whole lotta North American comic books with that kind of print run. Five years later, the Canadian post office printed six million Captain Canuck stamps. That was a full three years before the United States postal service issued their first Superman stamp. Continue reading “Brainiac On Banjo: Timing Is Everything” →

Brainiac On Banjo: “And We Have — A Hulk”

Brainiac On Banjo: “And We Have — A Hulk”

“I want a world without gravity. It could be just what I need. I’d watch the stars move close. I’d watch the earth recede.” From Wicked Gravity, written by Jim Carroll.

Wikipedia defines Pet Peeve thusly: A pet peeve, pet aversion, or pet hate is a minor annoyance that an individual finds particularly irritating to a greater degree than the norm. Okay. Here’s my pet peeve.

From time to time, just about every person realizes they belong to at least one group that has been heavily discriminated against, and most of us belong to several. That is not my peeve. People who think that every comment about some act performed by a member of such a group is an insult or even an attack against all members of such group. That is my pet peeve. You can be a left-handed deaf German immigrant who wears moth-eaten lederhosen, and I may comment on your particular costuming, but that is not a comment upon on all left-handed, deaf German wearers of lederhosen.

Case in point: Mark Ruffalo, actor, activist, and Glamour magazine’s two-time sexiest actor alive. Nice guy, great actor (then again; some think Dean Cain can act), solid sense of humor, and, yup, he’s The Hulk. MAGAts do not like anyone to the left of Kevin Sorbo.

Like a majority of those who labor in our entertainment industries, Ruffalo is opposed to Paramount Skydance’s nearly finalized purchase of Warner Bros — the movie studios, the teevee studios, the cable holdings including CNN, and DC Comics. Paramount Skydance already owns Paramount, including CBS News. Already, they have crapped on their news operations by turning CBS into another redundant voice of fascism, ruining the reputation of the Tiffany Network, destroying the news division’s credibility along with the most honored American television news program, 60 Minutes. Where Paramount Skydance is concerned, you are no longer watching the CBS eye. The eye is watching you. Continue reading “Brainiac On Banjo: “And We Have — A Hulk”” →

Brainiac On Banjo: Hey! Know Your Rights — The Comic Book!

Brainiac On Banjo: Hey! Know Your Rights — The Comic Book!

“Here I am with my immigration form, it’s big enough to keep me warm when a cold wind’s coming, so go where you will as long as you think you can, you’d better watch out. Watch out for the man, anywhere you’re going.” From Immigration Man, written by Graham Nash.

For some — all too many — this might be the most important comic book they will ever possess.

Yeah, I know. You’re heard that before. A lot. I’ve said it before, probably in promotional copy that was supposed to motivate you to spend your last dime on a comic with my name in it… as well as other names, of course. But this time that sentence most certainly carries the ambiance of truthiness.

This critically important comic is titled Know Your Rights and it’s published by the New York City Public Schools, although outside of a few local contacts (which, generally, have corollaries in most cities) the information is completely useful throughout the United States of America. This, unfortunately, remains particularly in those large areas like Minneapolis, Chicago, Portland, Los Angeles, and way too many others where armed, nameless, cowardly masked federal agents of all sorts are lawlessly rounding up foreign-born residents and tossing them into brick-and-mortal concentration camps. Of course, after an extended period of incarceration in filthy chicken-wired pits, they are shackled and deported, usually to a country to which those people had either never been or to a country where they face torture and death due to their opposition to some of their former homeland’s government ethics.

These inmates have not been convicted of anything in open court and are not granted their rights to due process.

King Trump’s America is doing this without giving these human beings the rights we constitutionally give to all while within our borders… well, certainly, to most white men and many white women, and who are not Muslims or whatever other religions also are on the Christian Nationalist Hitlist on that day.

It turns out there are lots and lots of things people can do once being stomped upon by ICE, the FBI, the border patrol, the Proud Boys (or whatever the fuck these pigs are calling themselves today), et al. And this comic book details just what those things are.

Know Your Rights is a comic book in all aspects except some text stuff in the back. It’s thirty-two pages, comic book sized, and its done by genuine comic book talent. Continue reading “Brainiac On Banjo: Hey! Know Your Rights — The Comic Book!” →

Brainiac On Banjo: Our Favorite Nepojunkie

Brainiac On Banjo: Our Favorite Nepojunkie

“People think its cool cause it’s our law. Think they rebel without a cause. We gotta help the sick and the addicted, but were killin’ ourselves with the new prohibition. Our government’s try to tell you what to do; decide for yourself what’s right for you. If ya go too far and ya get outta hand, then ya take a little trip down to prison land!” From “Legalize it” written by Mojo Nixon.

We’ve been spending the past several weeks talking about comic books, so I thought this week I’d lighten the tone a bit and talk about heroin addiction.

To be fair, heroin use has been a significant part of our popular culture. Aside from state and local laws, including those that only tangentially affected heroin users, the federal Anti-Heroin Act prohibiting the possession of opium wasn’t passed until 1924. Opium, organic and synthetic, is the alluring ingredient in heroin as well as such substances as methadone, codeine, oxycodone and naloxone. This act amended the Smoking Opium Exclusion Act of 1909 which authorized the importation of the opium-producing poppy plant for medicinal use.

Back in the 19th century, the civilized world was held in thrall by opium and its relations — to the point where Bayer Pharmaceuticals created a safer form of opium in 1898 they named “heroin.” They sold it as a cure for opium addition, alcoholism and for coughs, and they claimed it was more effective than morphine and free from abuse potential. Turns out they were mistaken about that last point. Continue reading “Brainiac On Banjo: Our Favorite Nepojunkie” →

Brainiac On Banjo: What Goes Around…

Brainiac On Banjo: What Goes Around…

“One man’s civilization is another man’s jungle, yeah. They say evolution’s in the air. I’m dancing in my underwear, ‘cause I don’t care.” From Piggy In The Middle, written by Neil Innes.

If you’re reading this roughly around the time of posting — 9 AM Monday EDT, I believe — you should know that about one out of every four of my comics friends presently are stuck in airport waiting rooms — not just in San Diego or Los Angeles, but in those horrific “hub” city airports. Maybe that’s because, to me, “Hub City” reminds me of a place that actually is worse.

I like the San Diego Comic Con. It’s a great place for me to catch up with old friends and maybe impress panel members with my great wit and charm. It is very crowded. Extremely crowded. As in “the world’s largest cattle car” crowded. Even back well before I needed a cane to clear the Guardians of the Backpacks from my path, I needed a cane to clear the Guardians of the Backpacks from my path.

Yeah, I’m just a heartbeat away from going into Rodney Dangerfield. “I’m okay now, but you should have seen me a couple days ago in San Diego.”

I’ve been to so many comics conventions that my life feels like it’s been one long, unending show. I’ve done as many as two dozen in one year, and six or seven panels in one day. I was younger then, full of grit, wit, and myself. To this day I dream about going generic shows in big cities — but in those dreams I’m wandering around the convention center looking for a good place for lunch. My dreams are getting to be frighteningly realistic. Continue reading “Brainiac On Banjo: What Goes Around…” →

Brainiac On Banjo: Go West!

Brainiac On Banjo: Go West!

“And if California slides into the ocean like the mystics and statistics say it will, I predict this motel will be standin’ until I pay my bill.” From Desperados Under the Eaves, written by Warren Zevon

When word finally was released last week that Marvel, a.k.a. Marvel Comics, Marvel Studios, Marvel Animation, Marvel Television, and Spaceballs the Marvel, is going to consolidate all of its operations in “Hollywood,” I think just about everybody had the same feeling.

“Holy shit, what took these people so long?”

However, the next thought differed from cynic to cynic. Some comments represent the chauvinism we have always seen between towns. “My city is better than your city and my dad can beat up your dad.” OK, fine. When it comes to comparing cities, it’s a matter of taste and choice. Honest, east coasters, there are good bagels in California.

Where Marvel and DC live does not dictate where the comics industry has any sort of Mecca. Combined the two publishers might have about 70% of domestic sales, and I say might because people are pretty tricky about what is a comic book and what is a children’s book. Bookstore sales take longer to track, as bookstores take returns. There’s lots of great comics to be found in that other 30% Continue reading “Brainiac On Banjo: Go West!” →

Brainiac On Banjo: Gimme Them Ol’-Time War Comics

Brainiac On Banjo: Gimme Them Ol’-Time War Comics

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” — Oscar Wilde.

Back in my First Comics days, I made the observation that the major difference between World War II and the Vietnam War was the Andrew Sisters. I was serious, and a surprisingly large number of people understood my reference. It’s much more easy to be culturally obscure these days.

For you young’uns out there, the Andrew Sisters were a trio of sisters — get it? — who were very patriotic and who sang pop-music-to-win-a-world-war-by. Probably their biggest hit at that time was “Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy” and, in my opinion, it remains quite good — catchy, amusing, patriotic, and life affirming. World War II was extremely popular as wars go, even among many of those drafted to fight in it. Capitalism being a thing, the song sold millions. The Sisters made eighteen movies; their first, Buck Privates, teamed them up with the great Shemp Howard as well as some other notable comedic performers.

Amusingly, their first big hit was 1937’s “Bei Mir Bist Du Schön”. According to iMDB, that song was a favorite of the Nazis until it was discovered that the song’s composers were Jewish. Art for art’s sake, as Oscar Wilde noted.

The Andrew Sisters lasted until 1967 and were still big when the Korean War started. However, times change. After World War II we were kinda sick of war, and we didn’t want our fathers and uncles and brothers to go back into bloody combat. The Andrews were still on the radio and were big in the new medium of television, but their public did not ask them to provide the same type of patriotic war support they had the previous decade… USO shows not withstanding.

These attitudes were mirrored in American comic books. During WWII, you couldn’t pick up a 10 cent fifty-two pager without all sorts of stories about how each Nazi and each Japanese soldier was a Doctor Doom-level threat. Of course you recall the cover of Captain America Comics #1, where the star-spangled-shield-slinger punched Adolf Hitler in the face. Continue reading “Brainiac On Banjo: Gimme Them Ol’-Time War Comics” →