“One man’s civilization is another man’s jungle, yeah. They say evolution’s in the air. I’m dancing in my underwear, ‘cause I don’t care.” From Piggy In The Middle, written by Neil Innes.
If you’re reading this roughly around the time of posting — 9 AM Monday EDT, I believe — you should know that about one out of every four of my comics friends presently are stuck in airport waiting rooms — not just in San Diego or Los Angeles, but in those horrific “hub” city airports. Maybe that’s because, to me, “Hub City” reminds me of a place that actually is worse.
I like the San Diego Comic Con. It’s a great place for me to catch up with old friends and maybe impress panel members with my great wit and charm. It is very crowded. Extremely crowded. As in “the world’s largest cattle car” crowded. Even back well before I needed a cane to clear the Guardians of the Backpacks from my path, I needed a cane to clear the Guardians of the Backpacks from my path.
Yeah, I’m just a heartbeat away from going into Rodney Dangerfield. “I’m okay now, but you should have seen me a couple days ago in San Diego.”
I’ve been to so many comics conventions that my life feels like it’s been one long, unending show. I’ve done as many as two dozen in one year, and six or seven panels in one day. I was younger then, full of grit, wit, and myself. To this day I dream about going generic shows in big cities — but in those dreams I’m wandering around the convention center looking for a good place for lunch. My dreams are getting to be frighteningly realistic. Continue reading “Brainiac On Banjo: What Goes Around…”















































